10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something into the sack.
9) If you get tired you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8) The uglier you look the easier it is to get some.
7) You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6) It’s OK when the person you’re with is fantasizes you’re someone else, because you are.
5) Twenty years from now you will still enjoy candy.
4) If you don’t like what you get you can always go next door.
3) It doesn’t matter if the kids heat you moaning and groaning.
2) Less guilt the morning after.
And the number one reason why Trick or Treating is better than sex is:
1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIBOURHOOD!!!
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