1. Sex is preferably paid for, and thus cheaper than a stable relationship
2. If in relationship, choose their place over yours and thus eliminate the cleaning process
3. Bring good bottle of strong cheap wine, preferably red
4. Limit movements in bed as mush as possible, preferably stay underneath, on the same time remember to moan from time to time thus indicating to your partner that you are not dead or sleaping
5. Do not give into your lovers requests.
6. To finish first is a blessing, but a close second is divine
7. Sleep time should always come first
8. Engage into morning sex while retaining overnight fantasies
9. Oral if you must, but only to receive, preferably in 69
10. Follow all the instructions above if you think you have a good hand
The lazy lovers guide - 10 easy steps
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